So the other day I went to France, right, and let me tell you, I couldn't understand anything that anybody was saying. It was all fromage this and quel horreur that, and no matter how much they said, they just kept saying more, and let me tell you, it made no sense whatsoever. A few times I tried to get them to clarify what they were saying to each other, but they only looked at me funny and kept blathering on using their terrible, opaque words.
So finally, I quite reasonably told them, "Look. I've got an idea. How about you stop using all those silly words that you've built up over the last few thousand years and use the words that I'm more familiar with? Wouldn't that be so much better? Then I could understand what you were saying to each other!"
Sadly, they kept speaking French. I wonder why.